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Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
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Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Love had forged ahead so swiftly that in no time it had displaced agriculture as the leading industry of the period. To anyone who has tried both, this wont come as much of a surprise.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.
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Remember, the grass is always greener where you don't happen to be the neighbor.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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I never go to movies where the hero's tits are bigger than the heroine's.
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