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A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

Groucho Marx

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Women
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Always
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Life
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[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.
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I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing
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