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A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
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Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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