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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Groucho Marx

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
Funny
War
Music
Antiwar
Silly
Military
Crazy
Justice
Peace

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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married.
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The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea.
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No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
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Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we ought to have?
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All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
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Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor.
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Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!
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There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.
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How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
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You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?
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No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
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Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.
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That's bad luck: three on a midget. From At The Circus
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You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar.
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She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party.
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If you are not having fun you are doing something wrong.
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If they'd lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I'd settle here until the next earthquake.
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He thinks I look alike!
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He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.
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