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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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War
Music
Antiwar
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Military
Crazy
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Peace
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The difference between a politician and a snail is that the snail leaves its slime behind. Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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I shall drink no # wine before it's time! OK, it's time.
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Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy about girls.
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If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
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She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party.
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And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!
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Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor.
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Humor is reason gone mad.
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If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.
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Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made.
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I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.
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Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
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If they'd lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I'd settle here until the next earthquake.
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Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house.
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He thinks I look alike!
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I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those brakes, but you'll have to stay in the garage all night.
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