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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Groucho Marx

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Peace
Funny
War
Music
Antiwar
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Only if the computers really love each other.
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I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling.
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Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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That's bad luck: three on a midget. From At The Circus
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
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She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.
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The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.
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