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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Groucho Marx

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Funny
War
Music
Antiwar
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Military
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John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down in an elevator one always has that sinking feeling and for all I know you may have this confused with love. If you were going up, it is clearly a case of love at first sight.
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If it gets any hotter in here I could use a big fan.
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A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it
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I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books
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You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you.
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Remember, the grass is always greener where you don't happen to be the neighbor.
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Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.
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Today's Father Day and we're giving you a tie, it's not much you know, it's just our way of showing you, you're a regular guy.
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If they'd lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I'd settle here until the next earthquake.
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That's nothing - my alarm clock is set for eight.
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Only if the computers really love each other.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah-He used to live in whales for a while
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Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
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I don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me. What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself? Sure she could. I just found that out too late.
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When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.
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I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
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When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, I was just whispering in her mouth
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove
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