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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Groucho Marx

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
War
Music
Antiwar
Silly
Military
Crazy
Justice
Peace
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Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.
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My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
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No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
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Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
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I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge.
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No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
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Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.
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There's only two things you can start without a plan: a riot and a family, for everything else you need a plan.
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I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
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Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.
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If the garbage man calls, tell him we don't want any.
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This book was written in those long hours I spent waiting for my wife to get dressed to go out. And if she had never gotten dressed at all this book would never have been written.
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Well I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech, and that reminds me of a story that's so dirty I'm ashamed to think of it myself.
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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
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One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!
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Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself
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A thing that has always baffled me about women is that they will saturate themselves with a pint of perfume, a pound of sachet powder, an evil-smelling lip rouge, a peculiar-smelling hair ointment and a half-dozen varieties of body oils, and then have the effrontery to complain of the aroma of a fine dollar cigar.
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I hate London when it's not raining.
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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
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I never go to movies where the hero's tits are bigger than the heroine's.
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