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I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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I never go to movies where the hero's tits are bigger than the heroine's.
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Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.
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I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.
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John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down in an elevator one always has that sinking feeling and for all I know you may have this confused with love. If you were going up, it is clearly a case of love at first sight.
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I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.
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I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.
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I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove
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I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing
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If it gets any hotter in here I could use a big fan.
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I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.
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Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.
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The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract-- Look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this? We'll take it right out, eh?
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Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns
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I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
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Humor is reason gone mad.
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