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I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication
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Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?
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She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.
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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
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