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Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
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Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills.
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I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me
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She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
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Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah-He used to live in whales for a while
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Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.
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