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Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
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Julius Henry Marx
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Time wounds all heels.
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You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar.
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If you are not having fun you are doing something wrong.
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Blood's not thicker than money.
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Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.
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I hate London when it's not raining.
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Don't let the fear of the thorn keep you from the rose.
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