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Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
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New York City
Julius Henry Marx
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I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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You bet I'm shy. I'm a shyster lawyer.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
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Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
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I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
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