Quote

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

Groucho Marx

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
Early
Inspiration
Age
Born
Must
Confess
Birthday

More quotes by Groucho Marx

Image
If it gets any hotter in here I could use a big fan.
Groucho Marx
Image
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar.
Groucho Marx
Image
Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!
Groucho Marx
Image
Some day there will have to be some new rules established about name-calling. I don't mean the routine cursing that goes on between husband and wife, but the naming of defenseless, unsuspecting babies.
Groucho Marx
Image
I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Groucho Marx
Image
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
Groucho Marx
Image
Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
Groucho Marx
Image
You're only as young as the woman you feel.
Groucho Marx
Image
[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.
Groucho Marx
Image
I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing
Groucho Marx
Image
How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?
Groucho Marx
Image
Blood's not thicker than money.
Groucho Marx
Image
I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.
Groucho Marx
Image
I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.
Groucho Marx
Image
I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
Groucho Marx
Image
Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
Groucho Marx
Image
When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.
Groucho Marx
Image
I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there.
Groucho Marx
Image
I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.
Groucho Marx
Image
I hate London when it's not raining.
Groucho Marx