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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Groucho Marx

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
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Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
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I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.
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If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
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I don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me. What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself? Sure she could. I just found that out too late.
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My experience is that people are most likely to listen to reason when in bed.
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You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar.
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Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the free!
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When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, I was just whispering in her mouth
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Why don't you go home to your wife? Better yet, I'll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement, she won't notice any difference.
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You bet I'm shy. I'm a shyster lawyer.
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I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true.
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Time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana
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You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you.
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How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?
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Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.
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I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
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