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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
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Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
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I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up.
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