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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Groucho Marx

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
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Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I’m glad I came, but just the same, I must be going.
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Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face
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Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made.
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Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.
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I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.
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I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy
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There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.
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There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.
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Even the intellectual crowd will have none of me. Physically, I look like one of them. Graying at the temples, I walk with a slight limp and wear thick glasses.
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Two women at a resort discussed dinner: The food here is lousy, the first noted. You're right! And such small portions!! the second added
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My experience is that people are most likely to listen to reason when in bed.
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Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.
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Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood
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I cannot say that I don't disagree with you.
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