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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Groucho Marx

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
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Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
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Anyone buying this book is going to be out a tidy sum if he is sucked in by the title. I wish I could write a real sexy book that would be barred from the mails. Apparently nothing whets a reader's appetite for literature more than the news that the author has been thrown into a federal pokey for disturbing the libido of millions of Americans.
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I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.
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Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.
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If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay for sweeping a woman off hers.
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I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
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Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah-He used to live in whales for a while
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Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded him. No one accused him of being dishonest, but on the other hand no one accused him of being honest.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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I don't want to join the kind of a club that accepts people like me as members.
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