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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Groucho Marx

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
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Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house.
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Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.
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She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
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Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we ought to have?
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You bet I'm shy. I'm a shyster lawyer.
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She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party.
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Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.
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