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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
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Film Actor
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Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
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A thing that has always baffled me about women is that they will saturate themselves with a pint of perfume, a pound of sachet powder, an evil-smelling lip rouge, a peculiar-smelling hair ointment and a half-dozen varieties of body oils, and then have the effrontery to complain of the aroma of a fine dollar cigar.
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You're only as young as the woman you feel.
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There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy
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Don't let the fear of the thorn keep you from the rose.
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A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it
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The difference between a politician and a snail is that the snail leaves its slime behind. Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling.
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All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
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I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing
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There's only two things you can start without a plan: a riot and a family, for everything else you need a plan.
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That's nothing - my alarm clock is set for eight.
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Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
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Some day there will have to be some new rules established about name-calling. I don't mean the routine cursing that goes on between husband and wife, but the naming of defenseless, unsuspecting babies.
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The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up.
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[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.
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