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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Reason
Mad
Laughter
Humor
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Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you.
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If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.
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Before you speak, make certain you have something worthwhile to say.
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Comedians are a much rarer and far more valuable commodity than all the gold and precious stones in the world.
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Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
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A woman can smell mink through six inches of lead.
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TV is the rat race of the century.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
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I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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You bet I'm shy. I'm a shyster lawyer.
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I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me
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John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down in an elevator one always has that sinking feeling and for all I know you may have this confused with love. If you were going up, it is clearly a case of love at first sight.
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Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
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I shall drink no # wine before it's time! OK, it's time.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Chico: Here's the book, it's a dollar Groucho: Here's a ten, and shoot the change. Chico: I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books.
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Only if the computers really love each other.
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