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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
Humor
Inspiration
Gone
Reason
Mad
Laughter

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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses-On second thought, just let me cover your face
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Patience is the art of finding something else to do.
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Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.
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Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married.
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Mrs. Teasdale congratulates him on his coronation and sovereignty: The eyes of the world are upon you. Notables from every country are gathered here in your honor. This is a gala day for you. Firefly replies: Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don't think I could handle any more.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
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This book was written in those long hours I spent waiting for my wife to get dressed to go out. And if she had never gotten dressed at all this book would never have been written.
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What have future generations ever done for us?
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If you are not having fun you are doing something wrong.
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I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
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I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
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Only if the computers really love each other.
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I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.
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If you were a man, you'd go into business for yourself. I know a fellow who started out last year with just a canoe. Now he's got more women than you can shake a stick at, if that's your idea of a good time.
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Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.
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You've got a goal in life. I've got a goal. Now all we need is a football team.
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