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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
Reason
Mad
Laughter
Humor
Inspiration
Gone

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Growing old is something you do if you're lucky.
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Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor.
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If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham.
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I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove
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Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
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The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.
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Do you suppose I could buy back my introduction to you?
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.
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If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Some day there will have to be some new rules established about name-calling. I don't mean the routine cursing that goes on between husband and wife, but the naming of defenseless, unsuspecting babies.
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Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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A cigar makers organization once said that I was the most famous cigar smoker in the world. I dont know if thats true, but once while visiting Havana, I went to a cigar factory. There were four hundred people there rolling cigars, and when they saw me, they all stood up and applauded.
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Money cannot buy you happiness, and happiness cannot buy you money. That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.
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All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
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You bet I'm shy. I'm a shyster lawyer.
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I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing
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If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
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