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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
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Film Actor
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Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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More quotes by Groucho Marx
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.
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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.
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I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there.
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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
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Chico: Here's the book, it's a dollar Groucho: Here's a ten, and shoot the change. Chico: I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books.
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That's nothing - my alarm clock is set for eight.
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I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
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A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
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She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing
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I hate London when it's not raining.
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Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.
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The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract-- Look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this? We'll take it right out, eh?
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I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge.
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Even the intellectual crowd will have none of me. Physically, I look like one of them. Graying at the temples, I walk with a slight limp and wear thick glasses.
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You are going Uruguay, and I'm going my way
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No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
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