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She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Surgeon
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Plastic
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A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it
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Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication
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Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made.
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I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.
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What have future generations ever done for us?
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
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Remember, the grass is always greener where you don't happen to be the neighbor.
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I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy
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Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
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Poverty makes people sub-human Excess of wealth makes people inhuman
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If you are not having fun you are doing something wrong.
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Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we ought to have?
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the free!
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Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!
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I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.
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