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She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
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Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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I would never join a country club with standards so low as to allow me as a member.
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How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
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Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Growing old is something you do if you're lucky.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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You're only as young as the woman you feel.
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I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
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Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the free!
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One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!
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I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing
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