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All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

Groucho Marx

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
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Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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If you were a man, you'd go into business for yourself. I know a fellow who started out last year with just a canoe. Now he's got more women than you can shake a stick at, if that's your idea of a good time.
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Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!
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I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.
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Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
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Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
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Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first.
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