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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Women
Men
Life
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Fate
Control
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As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
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I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.
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Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills.
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Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I’m glad I came, but just the same, I must be going.
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No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
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This book was written in those long hours I spent waiting for my wife to get dressed to go out. And if she had never gotten dressed at all this book would never have been written.
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Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
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I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books
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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Love had forged ahead so swiftly that in no time it had displaced agriculture as the leading industry of the period. To anyone who has tried both, this wont come as much of a surprise.
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There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.
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He thinks I look alike!
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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
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I would never join a country club with standards so low as to allow me as a member.
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Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication
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Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members.
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Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.
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Well I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech, and that reminds me of a story that's so dirty I'm ashamed to think of it myself.
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I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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