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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
Funny
Doe
Women
Men
Life
Classic
Fate
Control

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This book was written in those long hours I spent waiting for my wife to get dressed to go out. And if she had never gotten dressed at all this book would never have been written.
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I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.
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There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.
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Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy
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Time wounds all heels.
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If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.
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I don't want to join the kind of a club that accepts people like me as members.
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What have future generations ever done for us?
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If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay for sweeping a woman off hers.
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I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
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Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.
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I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills
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I would never join a country club with standards so low as to allow me as a member.
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I've known and respected your husband for many years, and what's good enough for him is good enough for me
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Gerald Ford was unknown throughout America. Now he's unknown throughout the world.
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