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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Crazy
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Fetch
Five
Beer
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Send
Understand
Simplicity
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You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar.
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I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
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No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
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She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.
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There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.
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John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down in an elevator one always has that sinking feeling and for all I know you may have this confused with love. If you were going up, it is clearly a case of love at first sight.
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You're only as young as the woman you feel.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
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If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham.
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Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
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Anyone buying this book is going to be out a tidy sum if he is sucked in by the title. I wish I could write a real sexy book that would be barred from the mails. Apparently nothing whets a reader's appetite for literature more than the news that the author has been thrown into a federal pokey for disturbing the libido of millions of Americans.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Patience is the art of finding something else to do.
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Love had forged ahead so swiftly that in no time it had displaced agriculture as the leading industry of the period. To anyone who has tried both, this wont come as much of a surprise.
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Why don't you go home to your wife? Better yet, I'll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement, she won't notice any difference.
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