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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Groucho Marx

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
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Julius Henry Marx
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John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down in an elevator one always has that sinking feeling and for all I know you may have this confused with love. If you were going up, it is clearly a case of love at first sight.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Why don't you go home to your wife? Better yet, I'll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement, she won't notice any difference.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.
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A cigar makers organization once said that I was the most famous cigar smoker in the world. I dont know if thats true, but once while visiting Havana, I went to a cigar factory. There were four hundred people there rolling cigars, and when they saw me, they all stood up and applauded.
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A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
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I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
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The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.
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Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water.
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Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we ought to have?
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I have an agreement with the houseflies. The flies don't practice law and I don't walk on the ceiling.
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I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip
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I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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