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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
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Julius Henry Marx
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Remember, the grass is always greener where you don't happen to be the neighbor.
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If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.
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The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea.
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Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy about girls.
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Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I’m glad I came, but just the same, I must be going.
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I don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me. What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself? Sure she could. I just found that out too late.
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I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
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