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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Groucho Marx
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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
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Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
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Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
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As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
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I cannot say that I don't disagree with you.
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I shall drink no # wine before it's time! OK, it's time.
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It is impossible to design anything that is foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
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No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
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