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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

Groucho Marx

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Groucho Marx
Age: 86 †
Born: 1890
Born: October 2
Died: 1977
Died: August 19
Comedian
Film Actor
Radio Personality
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Julius Henry Marx
Julius Marx
Politics
Libertarian
Looking
Classic
Wrong
Findings
Diagnosing
Freedom
Finding
Incorrectly
Art
Everywhere
Remedies
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Applying
Problem
Trouble
Diagnosis
Liberty
Remedy

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