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In our world, all puns are beautiful and they are the highest form of comedy.

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Greg Proops
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 3
Actor
Film Actor
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I work for a few at home who are devoted. People who are up now. Either they have some sort of bladder problem or they're extremely drunk. This is my crowd, these are the people I hope to get.
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White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream.
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I wear glasses. That's how you'll know me. I am the speccy one.... And I am proud.
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My feeling is, we ran from animals for three million years. It's our time now. If a cow could eat you, it would. And it wouldn't care how comfortable your truck ride over was, either.
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I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want.
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People will really believe anything. You may have noticed this. It’s not just me. Look around.
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Let me tell you about Australia. It's really, really, really, far from wherever you live on Earth. You fly and you fly and you fly. Then relativity takes over and you get younger and younger. And when you land, you're a gleam in your father's eye.
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Honesty and unpopular opinions are the toughest sell in a country with an irony-deficiency.
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I'm all for dropping lawyers into any war time situation.
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If Iraq's weapons are weapons of mass destruction, surely ours are weapons of growth and nurturing.
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Don't yell at people. Stand up for what's right. Put yourself in the other persons place. Respect women. Don't take no for an answer. Laugh at yourself. Don't believe what you are told. Fall in love.
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President Clinton celebrates the first casual Friday at the white house by wearing leather chaps.
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Animals have two vital functions in today's society to be delicious and to fit well.
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You're in a bar - grow up. You're drinking poison. You're trying to have sex unsafely with someone you don't know. Is secondhand smoke really the chiefest of your health concerns at this point?
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You can't smoke in a restaurant in Los Angeles, which is mildly ironic, when you consider the fact that you can't breathe outside a restaurant in Los Angeles.
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I see guys dressing like they're in college - and they're not. I don't want to be that guy.
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Arizona changes its state motto to Damn, it's hot.
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We don't know anything about Scottish history. All we know is that an American guy painted his face blue and somehow they won.
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Ever since you're little you hear this: 'The pilgrims left England to escape religious persecution and sneak religious freedom into the new world.' But even when you're little you're like, 'Umm.. Bullsh*t?'
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I love the nightlife. I like to boogie.
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