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I think if you steal well, you're a genius. If you copy badly, you're a hack.
Greg Proops
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Greg Proops
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 3
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Think about everything you read and everything you see. The one thing we can learn from all the horrible things that have happened in the last 15-20 years is that hysteria is the last thing we need. Cool thinking, pragmatism, and analytical thought are most important at this point.
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I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want.
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You leave white people alone in constant isolation for 2,000 years, and you know what their musical contribution will be? Riverdance!
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Honesty and unpopular opinions are the toughest sell in a country with an irony-deficiency.
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Don't yell at people. Stand up for what's right. Put yourself in the other persons place. Respect women. Don't take no for an answer. Laugh at yourself. Don't believe what you are told. Fall in love.
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I did stand up first in high school, joined an improv group in college, kept doing stand up after that, no one could deter me. And I have no other skills really, so I'm sorta stuck with this now. It's a little late to switch over to an ornithologist.
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President Clinton celebrates the first casual Friday at the white house by wearing leather chaps.
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Now, we're Americans. Technically, who is from this country? Only the Indians, who we graciously let dwell on their native casinos.
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People will really believe anything. You may have noticed this. It’s not just me. Look around.
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I just feel like history is very much alive and important and I don't, you know, I can't worry about whether people get it or not, per se.
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White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream.
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I would like to thank ABC for giving me the Drew Carey award. It only goes to one lucky guy with glasses a year, and gosh darn it, tonight I'm the king of the... general area.
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I'm all for dropping lawyers into any war time situation.
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Don't say 'No,' say 'Gilbert,' ladies and gentlemen.
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Let me tell you about Australia. It's really, really, really, far from wherever you live on Earth. You fly and you fly and you fly. Then relativity takes over and you get younger and younger. And when you land, you're a gleam in your father's eye.
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I'm old and my knowledge is strictly horizontal.
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In our world, all puns are beautiful and they are the highest form of comedy.
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If Iraq's weapons are weapons of mass destruction, surely ours are weapons of growth and nurturing.
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I see guys dressing like they're in college - and they're not. I don't want to be that guy.
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If you want to live in 'white world,' if you want to experience the stultifying boredom and penetrating ennui that homogeneity can bring, you can go to Canada any day of the year. It's an entire country named Doug.
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