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I see guys dressing like they're in college - and they're not. I don't want to be that guy.

Greg Proops

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Greg Proops
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 3
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You leave white people alone in constant isolation for 2,000 years, and you know what their musical contribution will be? Riverdance!
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Now, we're Americans. Technically, who is from this country? Only the Indians, who we graciously let dwell on their native casinos.
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If you want to live in 'white world,' if you want to experience the stultifying boredom and penetrating ennui that homogeneity can bring, you can go to Canada any day of the year. It's an entire country named Doug.
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White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream.
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Arizona changes its state motto to Damn, it's hot.
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Let me tell you about Australia. It's really, really, really, far from wherever you live on Earth. You fly and you fly and you fly. Then relativity takes over and you get younger and younger. And when you land, you're a gleam in your father's eye.
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Ever since you're little you hear this: 'The pilgrims left England to escape religious persecution and sneak religious freedom into the new world.' But even when you're little you're like, 'Umm.. Bullsh*t?'
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I love the nightlife. I like to boogie.
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We don't know anything about Scottish history. All we know is that an American guy painted his face blue and somehow they won.
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