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People will really believe anything. You may have noticed this. It’s not just me. Look around.

Greg Proops

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Greg Proops
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 3
Actor
Film Actor
Improviser
Podcaster
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Phoenix
Arizona
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Arizona changes its state motto to Damn, it's hot.
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You leave white people alone in constant isolation for 2,000 years, and you know what their musical contribution will be? Riverdance!
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Think about everything you read and everything you see. The one thing we can learn from all the horrible things that have happened in the last 15-20 years is that hysteria is the last thing we need. Cool thinking, pragmatism, and analytical thought are most important at this point.
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I just feel like history is very much alive and important and I don't, you know, I can't worry about whether people get it or not, per se.
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Honesty and unpopular opinions are the toughest sell in a country with an irony-deficiency.
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I'm old and my knowledge is strictly horizontal.
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Don't say 'No,' say 'Gilbert,' ladies and gentlemen.
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I did stand up first in high school, joined an improv group in college, kept doing stand up after that, no one could deter me. And I have no other skills really, so I'm sorta stuck with this now. It's a little late to switch over to an ornithologist.
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My feeling is, we ran from animals for three million years. It's our time now. If a cow could eat you, it would. And it wouldn't care how comfortable your truck ride over was, either.
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I love the nightlife. I like to boogie.
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Ever since you're little you hear this: 'The pilgrims left England to escape religious persecution and sneak religious freedom into the new world.' But even when you're little you're like, 'Umm.. Bullsh*t?'
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Now, we're Americans. Technically, who is from this country? Only the Indians, who we graciously let dwell on their native casinos.
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I would like to thank ABC for giving me the Drew Carey award. It only goes to one lucky guy with glasses a year, and gosh darn it, tonight I'm the king of the... general area.
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I wear glasses. That's how you'll know me. I am the speccy one.... And I am proud.
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I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want.
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Animals have two vital functions in today's society to be delicious and to fit well.
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I work for a few at home who are devoted. People who are up now. Either they have some sort of bladder problem or they're extremely drunk. This is my crowd, these are the people I hope to get.
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I'm all for dropping lawyers into any war time situation.
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President Clinton celebrates the first casual Friday at the white house by wearing leather chaps.
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In our world, all puns are beautiful and they are the highest form of comedy.
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