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Arizona changes its state motto to Damn, it's hot.
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Greg Proops
Age: 65
Born: 1959
Born: October 3
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I would like to thank ABC for giving me the Drew Carey award. It only goes to one lucky guy with glasses a year, and gosh darn it, tonight I'm the king of the... general area.
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I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want.
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Glasses are for the brave. I do not need to pretend that I am sighted. People who need glasses and don't wear them are slightly less treacherous than people who don't need them and do-like every shallow Hollywood star who wants to be taken seriously.
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Don't say 'No,' say 'Gilbert,' ladies and gentlemen.
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You leave white people alone in constant isolation for 2,000 years, and you know what their musical contribution will be? Riverdance!
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I wear glasses. That's how you'll know me. I am the speccy one.... And I am proud.
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I see guys dressing like they're in college - and they're not. I don't want to be that guy.
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Let me tell you about Australia. It's really, really, really, far from wherever you live on Earth. You fly and you fly and you fly. Then relativity takes over and you get younger and younger. And when you land, you're a gleam in your father's eye.
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If you want to live in 'white world,' if you want to experience the stultifying boredom and penetrating ennui that homogeneity can bring, you can go to Canada any day of the year. It's an entire country named Doug.
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President Clinton celebrates the first casual Friday at the white house by wearing leather chaps.
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People will really believe anything. You may have noticed this. It’s not just me. Look around.
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I'm all for dropping lawyers into any war time situation.
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Don't yell at people. Stand up for what's right. Put yourself in the other persons place. Respect women. Don't take no for an answer. Laugh at yourself. Don't believe what you are told. Fall in love.
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