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Greg Gutfeld
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Greg Gutfeld
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 12
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San Mateo
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Gregory John Gutfeld
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When you have a TV show or when you are running a magazine, you have to remember that your audience isn't rich. They're not made of money.
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What begins as a Utopian vision, always - always - ends in bloodshed. Because you have to force a utopia on a free people. Free people want to pursue their own happiness, but a one-size-fits-all approach requires herding the free, against their will, into the state's idea of what's right. Then it's not utopia.
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He's like a baseball team owner who also wants to coach, but who also attracts fans, like David Duke, and now anti-semi Louis Farrakhan who also gave Donald Trump odd praise. Now maybe this is not Trump's fault, but he is truly a unifier getting white and black racist leaders to agree on one thing - him. Not to mention the democrats.
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I'm sure if you could survey the unborn they would prefer the chance for life over the options of solar power.
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Eric Holder sees everything through the prism of race. He keeps that mustache because shaving cream is white.
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92 people are killed every single day in car fatalities. What if we filmed every one of them? No one would drive cars.
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Ocean privilege does not exist anymore. The world is small. We cannot rely on distance anymore.
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Al Gore completely lied about climate change in an effort to make a lot of money.
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Paternity, paternity. Let's think about this. This discriminates against the childless. So you get a year off because you produce a brat. If anything if you have a child you should work more because your brat's going to annoy me at the restaurants.
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How can you have a reasonable debate with people who are constantly changing the panic? They are moving the panic to a greater wave of hysteria?
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The first mistake is trying to explain morality to a terrorist. Like trying to teach a rock to drive. It is impossible.
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The media is Obama's scandal condom.
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I want to make a positive point of Ikea. It makes income inequality a minor distraction.
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When immigrants go into the worse neighborhood and they fix it up, they should become citizens. I think that your people, when you save a place. But the problem is, then you see immigrants saving cities in Baltimore and you see 40 Korean groceries get burned down.
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Imagine if today, they invented a religion that advocated the killing of gays. We would not tolerate that. However, Islam is a religion that advocates that.
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I have friends my age who started smoking pot when they got out of college. They didn't get anywhere. But if they drank, they managed to go somewhere. Does that make sense?
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I am not the least bit religious, but at least I stick up for the good work of religion and the cascade of benefits that come from religion.
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The most problematic word in America is the word problematic. It's a wuss word used by people to silence language without actually saying that they want to silence you. They don't want to go full fascist.
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Why is our media quick to find evil in our local police, but tnot in Islamic terror?
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Al Sharpton chases the spotlight the way Obama chases golf balls
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