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Greg Gutfeld
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 12
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Gregory John Gutfeld
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In the hands of fiends, guns will kill you. In your hands, they protect against such fiends.
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I don't believe a religion affords any protection if they are connected to any kind of terror.
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Ocean privilege does not exist anymore. The world is small. We cannot rely on distance anymore.
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Whenever there's an act of terror, its guns, its Christians, it's republicans, but the FBI can't say Islamism because it's too politically incorrect. And nobody wants to lose their job, it comes from the top. I think they lack the manpower to do their jobs. It's not about changing the FBI it's about changing the way they do business.
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ObamaCare is creating nothing but misery for everybody.
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Eric Holder sees everything through the prism of race. He keeps that mustache because shaving cream is white.
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When someone in power declares that something is broken that means it's actually fine. What they're really saying is, Let's change this so I like it and ruin it. Nothing is ever broken.
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Playboy seems like a sad magazine for me. It seems like for men who would sit around in a bath robe.
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I think the reason why 'Red Eye' is popular is because we question the common assumptions that you find elsewhere.
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The irony of prison is that it takes years and years and years to plan an elaborate escape, but all you have is years and years and years.
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Chris Matthews is so nuts that if he ate a snickers bar it would be cannibalism.
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The world understands that our country could solve all conflicts with military solutions, but we won't because we have leaders and we have a moral responsibility but we have also have a political - we have a political leader who is scared and who is raised on the idea that American force is the true evil.
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I know that if I say something that's considered outrageous, a group will take it, create an email blast, and use me to raise money or to do whatever, to build their profile.
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Ask dumb questions and listen quietly for the answers. That's a wisdom stair climber.
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I'm sure if you could survey the unborn they would prefer the chance for life over the options of solar power.
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The first mistake is trying to explain morality to a terrorist. Like trying to teach a rock to drive. It is impossible.
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I am not the least bit religious, but at least I stick up for the good work of religion and the cascade of benefits that come from religion.
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The problem with the immigration debate, it's probably is the most poisoned and political debate of any issue, because you have this huge voting bloc that everybody says is yours
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The thing which Reagan did, which was great, was he won the people. He marginalized the media. And that's what you need, an intellectual agility.
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I don't understand why a 40 is a quarter of beer when a 40 is 40 ounces. It's time to embrace the metric system.
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