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Greg Gutfeld
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 12
Journalist
Television Personality
Television Presenter
San Mateo
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Gregory John Gutfeld
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You should just go, go to work, work hard, be a perfectionist, be a workhorse. If you work 10 years straight, you'll be comfortable and set for life. That is a fact.
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I don't believe a religion affords any protection if they are connected to any kind of terror.
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If America was a house, the Left would root for the termites.
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The longer I live, the more I'm convinced the world is just one big high school, with the cool kids always targeting the uncool.
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When you talk about Islamic terror. You go, oh, you're an Islamic - you're Islamophobic because you besmirching all Muslims. No. I'm talking about Islamic terror.
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ObamaCare is creating nothing but misery for everybody.
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