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Greg Gutfeld
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 12
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Gregory John Gutfeld
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What I'm going to miss is the competition, being, that's OK, I can watch from the house.
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He's like a baseball team owner who also wants to coach, but who also attracts fans, like David Duke, and now anti-semi Louis Farrakhan who also gave Donald Trump odd praise. Now maybe this is not Trump's fault, but he is truly a unifier getting white and black racist leaders to agree on one thing - him. Not to mention the democrats.
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If America was a house, the Left would root for the termites.
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The longer I live, the more I'm convinced the world is just one big high school, with the cool kids always targeting the uncool.
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How can you have a reasonable debate with people who are constantly changing the panic? They are moving the panic to a greater wave of hysteria?
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The media is Obama's scandal condom.
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Why is our media quick to find evil in our local police, but tnot in Islamic terror?
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The first mistake is trying to explain morality to a terrorist. Like trying to teach a rock to drive. It is impossible.
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When immigrants go into the worse neighborhood and they fix it up, they should become citizens. I think that your people, when you save a place. But the problem is, then you see immigrants saving cities in Baltimore and you see 40 Korean groceries get burned down.
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The most problematic word in America is the word problematic. It's a wuss word used by people to silence language without actually saying that they want to silence you. They don't want to go full fascist.
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One thing I noticed when I was young was I was impatient for success. I think everybody is impatient for success. It will come. But don't - you shouldn't let that impatience drive you crazy.
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[In] 2010, Woody Allen said that he felt Barack Obama should be a dictator so that he could get things done, and the first thing obviously that Woody Allen wanted done is to make it legal to have sex with stepdaughters.
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The inevitability of abortion. But I refuse to accept the amoral consequences that are even far worse than that, which is harvesting them because we decided that as an adult society, we can use children to make our lives better, if you seek the reverse.
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I guess if your heart's in the right place, the trash can go anywhere.
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Fake sympathy is the politicians demanding more cash as they ignore the underlying crisis. They prefer money over morality.
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Sanctuary cities are a lot like hitchhiking. And the abstract, it feels really good until you feel dead.
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It goes back to the if identity becomes your achievement, what do you do, this is what happens? And I do think it leads to psychological disorders. You have to start doing things and stop thinking about yourself.
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I admire President Obama's ability to trust strangers.
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What begins as a Utopian vision, always - always - ends in bloodshed. Because you have to force a utopia on a free people. Free people want to pursue their own happiness, but a one-size-fits-all approach requires herding the free, against their will, into the state's idea of what's right. Then it's not utopia.
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Fact is, the desperate desire to be cool has skewed our culture toward nihilism, carelessness, and ineptitude. It is now cool to be an idiot. A jackass. It's cool to be a failure, as long as your failure is the basis for a reality show.
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