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Greg Gutfeld
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 12
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Gregory John Gutfeld
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If a journalist calls you a racist, chances are, all other journalists will call you a racist.
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[In] 2010, Woody Allen said that he felt Barack Obama should be a dictator so that he could get things done, and the first thing obviously that Woody Allen wanted done is to make it legal to have sex with stepdaughters.
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I think the reason why 'Red Eye' is popular is because we question the common assumptions that you find elsewhere.
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I have friends my age who started smoking pot when they got out of college. They didn't get anywhere. But if they drank, they managed to go somewhere. Does that make sense?
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I guess if your heart's in the right place, the trash can go anywhere.
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When immigrants go into the worse neighborhood and they fix it up, they should become citizens. I think that your people, when you save a place. But the problem is, then you see immigrants saving cities in Baltimore and you see 40 Korean groceries get burned down.
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Al Gore completely lied about climate change in an effort to make a lot of money.
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Unlike those who fight truly intolerant things like terrorism throughout the world, Madonna is really the lone brave voice in the wilderness standing up against evil.
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Legal gun ownership always prevails over the emotionalism of the gun control movement.
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If Russia had the same military power that America did, earth would be called Russia.
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I'm sure if you could survey the unborn they would prefer the chance for life over the options of solar power.
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I don't believe a religion affords any protection if they are connected to any kind of terror.
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The problem with the immigration debate, it's probably is the most poisoned and political debate of any issue, because you have this huge voting bloc that everybody says is yours
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People that want to control words will never ever try to break up, like, a fight on a subway. They will never confront an aggressive person on the bus. They prefer their fights to be easy.
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Fake sympathy is the politicians demanding more cash as they ignore the underlying crisis. They prefer money over morality.
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I am not the least bit religious, but at least I stick up for the good work of religion and the cascade of benefits that come from religion.
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If the immigrant is responsible for assimilation of the country, and some of these people are in fact are born there. But if you find it unwelcoming to your own barbaric notions of equality, that is not on the country, that is on you. If you leave a horrible place, please leave your horrible practices behind.
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He's like a baseball team owner who also wants to coach, but who also attracts fans, like David Duke, and now anti-semi Louis Farrakhan who also gave Donald Trump odd praise. Now maybe this is not Trump's fault, but he is truly a unifier getting white and black racist leaders to agree on one thing - him. Not to mention the democrats.
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