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Greg Gutfeld
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 12
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Gregory John Gutfeld
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I have friends my age who started smoking pot when they got out of college. They didn't get anywhere. But if they drank, they managed to go somewhere. Does that make sense?
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I admire President Obama's ability to trust strangers.
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Celebrities are the doormats to power.
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When the government sees a poor area, its solution is to move the poor out.
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There are always gonna be people that are gonna be offended about something. This will never end.
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ObamaCare is to health care as a fart is to an elevator.
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I don't believe a religion affords any protection if they are connected to any kind of terror.
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The people who whine about Fox News are hypocrites - they say they're totally tolerant, but when they run into someone who doesn't share their assumptions, they say, 'Fox News is evil, and it must be stopped.
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I think the reason why 'Red Eye' is popular is because we question the common assumptions that you find elsewhere.
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When someone in power declares that something is broken that means it's actually fine. What they're really saying is, Let's change this so I like it and ruin it. Nothing is ever broken.
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If you're hiring, if you're the person doing the hiring, forgive a scar or two. Remember that when we were young, we were also idiots. There were just no cameras there to catch it.
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The first mistake is trying to explain morality to a terrorist. Like trying to teach a rock to drive. It is impossible.
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How can you have a reasonable debate with people who are constantly changing the panic? They are moving the panic to a greater wave of hysteria?
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If America was a house, the Left would root for the termites.
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People ask me what I am politically and I've previously offered this equation: I became a conservative by being around liberals. And I became a libertarian after being around conservatives.
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I am not the least bit religious, but at least I stick up for the good work of religion and the cascade of benefits that come from religion.
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Al Sharpton chases the spotlight the way Obama chases golf balls
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Fact is, the desperate desire to be cool has skewed our culture toward nihilism, carelessness, and ineptitude. It is now cool to be an idiot. A jackass. It's cool to be a failure, as long as your failure is the basis for a reality show.
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Legal gun ownership always prevails over the emotionalism of the gun control movement.
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The thing which Reagan did, which was great, was he won the people. He marginalized the media. And that's what you need, an intellectual agility.
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