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Sanctuary cities are a lot like hitchhiking. And the abstract, it feels really good until you feel dead.

Greg Gutfeld

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Greg Gutfeld
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 12
Journalist
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Television Presenter
San Mateo
California
Gregory John Gutfeld
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