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ObamaCare is to health care as a fart is to an elevator.

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Greg Gutfeld
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 12
Journalist
Television Personality
Television Presenter
San Mateo
California
Gregory John Gutfeld
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Health
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Elevators

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