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[In] 2010, Woody Allen said that he felt Barack Obama should be a dictator so that he could get things done, and the first thing obviously that Woody Allen wanted done is to make it legal to have sex with stepdaughters.

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Greg Gutfeld
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 12
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