Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
I don't know if you get anything more adorable than a tiny pig eating an apple. And here's a fun fact. This is how you make apple-smoked bacon.
Greg Gutfeld
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Greg Gutfeld
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 12
Journalist
Television Personality
Television Presenter
San Mateo
California
Gregory John Gutfeld
Facts
Bacon
Anything
Pigs
Make
Apple
Apples
Tiny
Eating
Fun
Smoked
Fact
Adorable
More quotes by Greg Gutfeld
The problem with the immigration debate, it's probably is the most poisoned and political debate of any issue, because you have this huge voting bloc that everybody says is yours
Greg Gutfeld
How can you have a reasonable debate with people who are constantly changing the panic? They are moving the panic to a greater wave of hysteria?
Greg Gutfeld
The best thing about Ikea - I'm going to do a quiz here - the names. Do you know what a Floria Fin (ph) is? It's a candle. A Pogestra (ph) - table. A Bar Grick (ph) is a plate, an Eterleeg (ph) is a wine glass and a Scuggle (ph) is the name of my third nipple.
Greg Gutfeld
It goes back to the if identity becomes your achievement, what do you do, this is what happens? And I do think it leads to psychological disorders. You have to start doing things and stop thinking about yourself.
Greg Gutfeld
He's like a baseball team owner who also wants to coach, but who also attracts fans, like David Duke, and now anti-semi Louis Farrakhan who also gave Donald Trump odd praise. Now maybe this is not Trump's fault, but he is truly a unifier getting white and black racist leaders to agree on one thing - him. Not to mention the democrats.
Greg Gutfeld
The thing which Reagan did, which was great, was he won the people. He marginalized the media. And that's what you need, an intellectual agility.
Greg Gutfeld
I don't understand why a 40 is a quarter of beer when a 40 is 40 ounces. It's time to embrace the metric system.
Greg Gutfeld
When the government sees a poor area, its solution is to move the poor out.
Greg Gutfeld
Commencement addresses are usually garbage. They're for colleges seeking publicity.
Greg Gutfeld
Move somewhere with decent public transit so you don't drive drunk and hit somebody.
Greg Gutfeld
Why is our media quick to find evil in our local police, but tnot in Islamic terror?
Greg Gutfeld
I'm sure if you could survey the unborn they would prefer the chance for life over the options of solar power.
Greg Gutfeld
I know that if I say something that's considered outrageous, a group will take it, create an email blast, and use me to raise money or to do whatever, to build their profile.
Greg Gutfeld
One thing I noticed when I was young was I was impatient for success. I think everybody is impatient for success. It will come. But don't - you shouldn't let that impatience drive you crazy.
Greg Gutfeld
92 people are killed every single day in car fatalities. What if we filmed every one of them? No one would drive cars.
Greg Gutfeld
Job creation is important I think, but it's not the critical issue for Republicans.
Greg Gutfeld
People ask me what I am politically and I've previously offered this equation: I became a conservative by being around liberals. And I became a libertarian after being around conservatives.
Greg Gutfeld
If Russia had the same military power that America did, earth would be called Russia.
Greg Gutfeld
When you talk about Islamic terror. You go, oh, you're an Islamic - you're Islamophobic because you besmirching all Muslims. No. I'm talking about Islamic terror.
Greg Gutfeld
The first mistake is trying to explain morality to a terrorist. Like trying to teach a rock to drive. It is impossible.
Greg Gutfeld