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I don't know if you get anything more adorable than a tiny pig eating an apple. And here's a fun fact. This is how you make apple-smoked bacon.

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Greg Gutfeld
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 12
Journalist
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San Mateo
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Gregory John Gutfeld
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