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Paternity, paternity. Let's think about this. This discriminates against the childless. So you get a year off because you produce a brat. If anything if you have a child you should work more because your brat's going to annoy me at the restaurants.

Greg Gutfeld

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Greg Gutfeld
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 12
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