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The media treats fear like a one-night stand. They jump on it and then they leave the next day and they forget - remember the Alar Scare? Things - see, nobody even remembers Alar.

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Greg Gutfeld
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 12
Journalist
Television Personality
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San Mateo
California
Gregory John Gutfeld
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