Quote

The irony of prison is that it takes years and years and years to plan an elaborate escape, but all you have is years and years and years.

Greg Gutfeld

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Greg Gutfeld
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 12
Journalist
Television Personality
Television Presenter
San Mateo
California
Gregory John Gutfeld
Irony
Escape
Prison
Plan
Plans
Takes
Years
Elaborate

More quotes by Greg Gutfeld

Image
The longer I live, the more I'm convinced the world is just one big high school, with the cool kids always targeting the uncool.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
Chris Matthews is so nuts that if he ate a snickers bar it would be cannibalism.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
Al Sharpton chases the spotlight the way Obama chases golf balls
Greg Gutfeld
Image
Job creation is important I think, but it's not the critical issue for Republicans.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
I admire President Obama's ability to trust strangers.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
You should just go, go to work, work hard, be a perfectionist, be a workhorse. If you work 10 years straight, you'll be comfortable and set for life. That is a fact.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
Commencement addresses are usually garbage. They're for colleges seeking publicity.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
The problem with legalization is we already have a dependent generation that's subsidized to oblivion. And will legal pot somehow slice another sliver of the population off of the productive world?
Greg Gutfeld
Image
I never quit. I just got fired.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
Why is our media quick to find evil in our local police, but tnot in Islamic terror?
Greg Gutfeld
Image
I am not the least bit religious, but at least I stick up for the good work of religion and the cascade of benefits that come from religion.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
We're already going down that path with illegal drug use and incarceration. I can't imagine it getting any worse.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
Whenever there's an act of terror, its guns, its Christians, it's republicans, but the FBI can't say Islamism because it's too politically incorrect. And nobody wants to lose their job, it comes from the top. I think they lack the manpower to do their jobs. It's not about changing the FBI it's about changing the way they do business.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
Move somewhere with decent public transit so you don't drive drunk and hit somebody.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
The first mistake is trying to explain morality to a terrorist. Like trying to teach a rock to drive. It is impossible.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
If America was a house, the Left would root for the termites.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
When someone in power declares that something is broken that means it's actually fine. What they're really saying is, Let's change this so I like it and ruin it. Nothing is ever broken.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
He's like a baseball team owner who also wants to coach, but who also attracts fans, like David Duke, and now anti-semi Louis Farrakhan who also gave Donald Trump odd praise. Now maybe this is not Trump's fault, but he is truly a unifier getting white and black racist leaders to agree on one thing - him. Not to mention the democrats.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
People that want to control words will never ever try to break up, like, a fight on a subway. They will never confront an aggressive person on the bus. They prefer their fights to be easy.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
How can you have a reasonable debate with people who are constantly changing the panic? They are moving the panic to a greater wave of hysteria?
Greg Gutfeld