Quote

If Russia had the same military power that America did, earth would be called Russia.

Greg Gutfeld

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Greg Gutfeld
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 12
Journalist
Television Personality
Television Presenter
San Mateo
California
Gregory John Gutfeld
Earth
America
Would
Russia
Military
Called
Power

More quotes by Greg Gutfeld

Image
Fake sympathy is the politicians demanding more cash as they ignore the underlying crisis. They prefer money over morality.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
When immigrants go into the worse neighborhood and they fix it up, they should become citizens. I think that your people, when you save a place. But the problem is, then you see immigrants saving cities in Baltimore and you see 40 Korean groceries get burned down.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
Legal gun ownership always prevails over the emotionalism of the gun control movement.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
The media is Obama's scandal condom.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
I don't like the way my hair looks, so we're going to do the whole show over.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
I've always wondered, how did Hitler get away with so much for so long?
Greg Gutfeld
Image
What I'm going to miss is the competition, being, that's OK, I can watch from the house.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
I never quit. I just got fired.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
The problem with legalization is we already have a dependent generation that's subsidized to oblivion. And will legal pot somehow slice another sliver of the population off of the productive world?
Greg Gutfeld
Image
Paternity, paternity. Let's think about this. This discriminates against the childless. So you get a year off because you produce a brat. If anything if you have a child you should work more because your brat's going to annoy me at the restaurants.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
If America was a house, the Left would root for the termites.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
The most problematic word in America is the word problematic. It's a wuss word used by people to silence language without actually saying that they want to silence you. They don't want to go full fascist.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
Sanctuary cities are a lot like hitchhiking. And the abstract, it feels really good until you feel dead.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
If the immigrant is responsible for assimilation of the country, and some of these people are in fact are born there. But if you find it unwelcoming to your own barbaric notions of equality, that is not on the country, that is on you. If you leave a horrible place, please leave your horrible practices behind.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
The thing which Reagan did, which was great, was he won the people. He marginalized the media. And that's what you need, an intellectual agility.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
[If Republicans] got to put their kids into public school. They got to take public health. They would become libertarian faster than you could say Ayn Rand.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
ObamaCare is to health care as a fart is to an elevator.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
Accusing a politician of being politically expedient is like accusing water of being wet or circles for being round.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
Unlike those who fight truly intolerant things like terrorism throughout the world, Madonna is really the lone brave voice in the wilderness standing up against evil.
Greg Gutfeld
Image
I don't understand why a 40 is a quarter of beer when a 40 is 40 ounces. It's time to embrace the metric system.
Greg Gutfeld