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I don't understand why a 40 is a quarter of beer when a 40 is 40 ounces. It's time to embrace the metric system.
Greg Gutfeld
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Greg Gutfeld
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 12
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San Mateo
California
Gregory John Gutfeld
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