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The metric system was designed to get people to enter charity runs.Do you think you would go run a 3.1 mile race? No, but if somebody says, hey, 5 km. You go, 5km sounds pretty impressive.

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Greg Gutfeld
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 12
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