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I am not the least bit religious, but at least I stick up for the good work of religion and the cascade of benefits that come from religion.
Greg Gutfeld
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Greg Gutfeld
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 12
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San Mateo
California
Gregory John Gutfeld
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