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Accusing a politician of being politically expedient is like accusing water of being wet or circles for being round.

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Greg Gutfeld
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 12
Journalist
Television Personality
Television Presenter
San Mateo
California
Gregory John Gutfeld
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