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I guess if your heart's in the right place, the trash can go anywhere.

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Greg Gutfeld
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 12
Journalist
Television Personality
Television Presenter
San Mateo
California
Gregory John Gutfeld
Trash
Anywhere
Guess
Place
Right
Heart

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