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Greg Gutfeld
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: September 12
Journalist
Television Personality
Television Presenter
San Mateo
California
Gregory John Gutfeld
Fired
Trying
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I guess if your heart's in the right place, the trash can go anywhere.
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The thing which Reagan did, which was great, was he won the people. He marginalized the media. And that's what you need, an intellectual agility.
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Accusing a politician of being politically expedient is like accusing water of being wet or circles for being round.
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The media treats fear like a one-night stand. They jump on it and then they leave the next day and they forget - remember the Alar Scare? Things - see, nobody even remembers Alar.
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When immigrants go into the worse neighborhood and they fix it up, they should become citizens. I think that your people, when you save a place. But the problem is, then you see immigrants saving cities in Baltimore and you see 40 Korean groceries get burned down.
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It goes back to the if identity becomes your achievement, what do you do, this is what happens? And I do think it leads to psychological disorders. You have to start doing things and stop thinking about yourself.
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Ocean privilege does not exist anymore. The world is small. We cannot rely on distance anymore.
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I'm so tired of the same old cliche costumes. When people dress up as animals, they always go as, like, lions and tigers and dogs. You know, why don't you try something different? Dress up like a lemur.
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If a journalist calls you a racist, chances are, all other journalists will call you a racist.
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Paternity, paternity. Let's think about this. This discriminates against the childless. So you get a year off because you produce a brat. If anything if you have a child you should work more because your brat's going to annoy me at the restaurants.
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Legal gun ownership always prevails over the emotionalism of the gun control movement.
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The most problematic word in America is the word problematic. It's a wuss word used by people to silence language without actually saying that they want to silence you. They don't want to go full fascist.
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In the hands of fiends, guns will kill you. In your hands, they protect against such fiends.
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What begins as a Utopian vision, always - always - ends in bloodshed. Because you have to force a utopia on a free people. Free people want to pursue their own happiness, but a one-size-fits-all approach requires herding the free, against their will, into the state's idea of what's right. Then it's not utopia.
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Job creation is important I think, but it's not the critical issue for Republicans.
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If Russia had the same military power that America did, earth would be called Russia.
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